1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:26,480 CRITICS' PRIZE AT THE CHAMROUSSE COMEDY FILM FESTIVAL, 1976 4 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:31,440 CINEMA CONTROL VISA NUMBER 44332 5 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,640 TO GEORGES AND ROSY 6 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,560 THE ACROBAT 7 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,520 A MOVIE BY JEAN-DANIEL POLLET 8 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,160 Say it again, darling, Gare du Nord, what time? 9 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,319 8 a.m.? 8:19. 10 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,680 OK, fine. Yes. 11 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,240 My little cousin? 12 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,400 He's upstairs. He's finishing the move. 13 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,400 Second floor. 14 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,560 He's packing the last suitcase. 15 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,240 We're borrowing Marinette's old bistro. 16 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,560 It's going to become an art gallery. 17 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:47,319 Listen, we can live there for a while. 18 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:49,480 What? 19 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,440 How's Léon's love life? 20 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,120 That's different. 21 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,600 I love you, I adore you. 22 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,600 See you tonight, darling. 23 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,640 You look miserable, damn. 24 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,919 -Do I? -Yes, you do. 25 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,200 We were better off upstairs. 26 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,520 Yes, but they sold, 27 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,960 so what can we do? They sold. 28 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:44,080 BATHS SHOWERS SAUNA MASSAGE 29 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,520 Léon, you were one minute late. 30 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,960 -Hello. -Hello, Doudou. 31 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,400 -Hello, Roméo. -Hello. 32 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,760 Hi, Léon. 33 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,160 Hi, Léon. 34 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,040 Léon. 35 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,280 Good morning, Mr. Albert. 36 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,360 Good morning, Mrs. Valentine. A sauna. 37 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,000 As usual. 38 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,240 Léon. 39 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,160 -70, 80, 90? -100. 40 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,360 A sauna and shampoo, please. 41 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,080 -Should we let him have her? -Go ahead. 42 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,880 Your turn, ladies' man. 43 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,600 This way. 44 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,600 What's your name? 45 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,600 No familiarity, please. 46 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,640 I don't know why you're my friend, 47 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,120 but you are. 48 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,600 You have potential. 49 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,320 Wait for me, Édouard! 50 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,480 Léon. 51 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,839 Josette. 52 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,880 Where did you find this kid? 53 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,600 This kid is my buddy, Léon. 54 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,240 I'd dump ten chicks like you for one Léon. 55 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,560 Here, give my buddy some fries. 56 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,839 What's up, sweetie? 57 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,600 -I'm bored. -Find yourself a chick. 58 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:36,360 I found one. 59 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,320 What's her name? 60 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,839 "No familiarity, please." 61 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,200 That's a pretty name. 62 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,520 Is she hot at least? 63 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,040 -Yes, she's hot. -What? 64 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,160 Have you done anything with her? 65 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,760 I watched her. 66 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,640 That's great. A bit light though. 67 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,839 You know, buddy, 68 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,760 women don't like shy guys. 69 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,880 -I know. -Put yourself in their shoes. 70 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,680 It's hard. 71 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,360 Hard isn't French. Good luck. 72 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,200 Some people don't work hard for their money. 73 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,520 Keep talking, hard worker. 74 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Thanks. 75 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,920 I heard you live across the street, at the café, at Marinette's? 76 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:31,760 Yes. 77 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:33,840 See you later. 78 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,880 Bye. 79 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,960 Not bad. 80 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,440 Lili? 81 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Lili? 82 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,280 MASSEUR 83 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,679 -Hello, Valentine. -Hello. 84 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,960 -How are you? -Fine, thank you. 85 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,360 A shower, please. 86 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,520 Hey, are you new? 87 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:06,120 I've worked here for 12 years. 88 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,559 Really? 89 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,920 Lili? 90 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,000 Damn, it's Sunday. 91 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,160 -Lili? -Yeah? 92 00:09:59,040 --> 00:09:59,920 Hi. 93 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,559 Hi. 94 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,760 Are you going out tonight? 95 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,520 No, we are. 96 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,280 Léon, do you realize? 97 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,240 What? 98 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,800 The work. 99 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,880 What work? 100 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,200 That's not hard. 101 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,080 What's your name? 102 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,520 No familiarity, Léon. Roméo? 103 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,480 DANCE CLASS 104 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,040 Marie! 105 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,040 I'll be ready in half an hour. 106 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,000 OK. 107 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,200 Thanks. 108 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,640 That's good. 109 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,880 Both elbows, the wrist. 110 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,000 And that. You'll do it again. 111 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,080 And I want to see you face-on. 112 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160 Good. 113 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,840 What would you like? 114 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,280 What would make you happy? 115 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,160 I want to learn. 116 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,560 Of course. Come sit next to me. 117 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,960 Don't be afraid. 118 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,400 You're so shy. Such a nice boy, 119 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,680 why are you so shy? 120 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,720 Sit next to me. 121 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,400 You know, I haven't eaten anyone in Paris yet. 122 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,040 So, what would you like? 123 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,920 What dance interests you? 124 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,560 Tango. 125 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,240 Tango? That's wonderful. 126 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,240 Is it for your pleasure 127 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,880 or is it for... 128 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,320 -I don't know yet. -OK. 129 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,040 -Can I go see? -Yes, go ahead. 130 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,080 -Thank you, ma'am. -Don't be afraid. Go ahead. 131 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,000 Meanwhile, I'll prepare your card. 132 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:24,960 Yes. 133 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,880 That's enough for today. Thank you. 134 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,120 Excuse me. 135 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,200 What are you doing here? 136 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,400 -You didn't tell me that... -Neither did you. 137 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,320 Listen, I just signed up today. 138 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,640 Mrs. Rosy. 139 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,160 I'll put in a good word for you. 140 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,760 Mrs. Rosy, this is Léon, my old friend. 141 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,080 He's so talented. 142 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,240 He's exaggerating. 143 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,200 Come on, show Mrs. Rosy what you can do. 144 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,720 -I can't do anything. -Come on. 145 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,040 -Are you joking? -Come on. 146 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,160 -Go ahead. -Come with me. 147 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,000 Let me see. Be nice. 148 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,480 Good. But that's not tango. 149 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,280 Now that's tango. 150 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960 Hi. 151 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,480 Hi. 152 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,760 So, girls, how's it going? 153 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,800 -Fine. -Fine. 154 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,680 -Let's go? -I'm not available. 155 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,560 So what are you doing here? 156 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,920 Mind your business. 157 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,440 I don't like young ones. 158 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,360 But you're my favorite. 159 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,600 Got money? 160 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,920 Léon, my little Léon. 161 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,680 I'm not your little Léon. 162 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,960 Yes you are, my little Léon. 163 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,520 I'm telling you no. 164 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,680 You know I've lost weight? 165 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,840 Really? 166 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,840 Could you make me some tea? 167 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:35,240 Plain tea, with milk or lemon? 168 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,000 Plain, darling. 169 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,200 Mrs. Lamour? 170 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,800 If I told you: "Mrs. Lamour, 171 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,119 "I love you", would you believe me? 172 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,760 Yes. 173 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,960 That line's funny, it always works. 174 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,240 Do you say it often? 175 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,200 No, that's just it, I don't dare. 176 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,040 With me, you can. 177 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:38,000 Well then, Mrs. Lamour, 178 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,000 I love you. 179 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,600 -Mrs. Lamour. -Yes. 180 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,720 You're in great shape, but... 181 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,560 But what? 182 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,920 Don't you read too much, Mrs. Lamour? 183 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,200 Why? 184 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,960 Because some people, when they read, it's... 185 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,400 Honey, you're not trying to tell me 186 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,119 that I'm too old for you? 187 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,119 -No, that's not it. -Then what? 188 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,520 There we go, 57. 189 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,680 No problem. 190 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,520 At 55, we make love. 191 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:38,560 Careful, straighten up. Head to the left. 192 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,080 Smile. Don't look down. 193 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,240 Raise your arms. Let's begin. 194 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,200 Start with your right foot forward, heel first. 195 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,080 Put your weight over it. Gently. Left foot forward. 196 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,800 Weight on top. Right foot to the right side. 197 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,720 Left foot back. Very small step. No, too big. 198 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,560 Straighten up. Weight on top. There. 199 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,880 Can I walk you home? 200 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,480 No, I'll never dance with you again. 201 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,840 Léon, you still need to improve. 202 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,320 Your turn, Léon. 203 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,240 -How do I look? -Not bad. 204 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,240 Hold on, Léon. Stay strong, sailor. 205 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,880 Look, I learned this too. 206 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,920 Your turn, Léon. 207 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,480 -How do you do this step? -After the side step. 208 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,440 What? 209 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,680 -You're in open position. -Yes. 210 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,640 -Step back. -OK. 211 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,720 Can we do that? 212 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:12,960 Yes. 213 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280 -Straight to open position? -Yes, open position. 214 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,560 -Here? -That's it, perfect. 215 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,000 How was it, Mr. Georges? 216 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,480 Drag a bit more on the slow ones. 217 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,720 Slower on the slow ones? 218 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,080 Drag on the slow ones. 219 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,800 Side step. Link. 220 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,240 Promenade, link. Falloway. 221 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,520 Chassé to the right. 222 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,240 Chassé to the left. 223 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,040 Counter-check. 224 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,119 -With me? -Yes, both of us. 225 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,440 Walking step. 226 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,760 Progressive link. 227 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,600 Promenade link. Fallaway. 228 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,240 Pivot. Chassé right. 229 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,760 Side foot. 230 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,520 Mrs. Valentine? 231 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,840 Get up. 232 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,800 Where are Doudou and Roméo? 233 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,119 Fired. 234 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,800 Good riddance, they were idiots. 235 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,160 No, Léon, budget cuts. 236 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,280 So what? 237 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,680 You're not the best, but you're the cheapest. 238 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,680 -Thank you, ma'am. -And the most honest. 239 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,640 Thank you, ma'am. 240 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,520 I have a Brazilian taking me to the Caribbean. 241 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,119 Couldn't it be me? 242 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,800 Do you know how to dance bossa nova? 243 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,280 Tango. 244 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,600 Then you stay here. 245 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,200 Thank you, ma'am. 246 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,840 I'll pay you more. 247 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,000 Thank you, ma'am. Will I get my locker? 248 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,160 Yes, Léon. 249 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,240 Anyone there? 250 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,320 A sauna and shampoo, please. 251 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,800 Chamomile, camphor or sulfur? 252 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,000 Suffer. 253 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,680 And a toothbrush and toothpaste. 254 00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,680 Excuse me? 255 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,600 A toothbrush and toothpaste. 256 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920 Thanks, Lulu. 257 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,160 -And keep up the pace, please. -Yes, boss. 258 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:40,240 IF ABSENT, PRESS HERE 259 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,480 -What's your name? -Dolly. 260 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,560 -Evening, Lili. -Evening, Léon. 261 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,359 When will we love each other? 262 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,280 -Not today, Léon. -Tomorrow? 263 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,040 Not tomorrow. Not the day after. 264 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,960 Not Saturday. Not Sunday. 265 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,840 Monday? 266 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,320 Hi, Léon. 267 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,840 I'm feeling a bit tired. 268 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,320 Can I rest for five minutes? 269 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,240 -Fumée? -Yes. 270 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,120 I want to, but I don't have money. 271 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,160 Too bad. 272 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,880 -Fumée. -Yeah? 273 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,240 What if it was free? 274 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,520 My ass. Who do you think I am? 275 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,200 -Léon. -That's me. 276 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,960 Sometimes it's free. 277 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,760 But you gotta seduce me. 278 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,800 Sweet talk? 279 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,240 You're cute and hot. 280 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,560 It gives me chills almost everywhere. 281 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,240 Your eyes are beautiful. 282 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,480 Your skin... 283 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,560 Must be something else. 284 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,040 Pretty smooth, right? 285 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,040 Yeah, but that's not what makes me melt. 286 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,560 -What is it then? -I don't know. 287 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,720 Guys that aren't ordinary. 288 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,080 You know, guys who give me that kind of talk, 289 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,480 I see them every day. 290 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,320 What I like is people who have something special. 291 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,760 Something of their own. You understand? 292 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,360 I don't have anything of my own. 293 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,720 Right, I have this. 294 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,120 Tango, that I know. And I love it. 295 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,440 So, can you dance it or not? Come on. 296 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,440 Come dance the tango. 297 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,600 Come on, dance. 298 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,000 So? Think about love. 299 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,520 Close your eyes. 300 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,040 Léon, you're the best. 301 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,720 You're the best, but you dance it musette style. 302 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,720 Do you know the Argentine way? 303 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,960 I know it, but I don't like it. 304 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,080 -I don't know it. -Learn it, it's sexier. 305 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,440 Will we dance again? 306 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,040 I don't know. 307 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,400 Bye, Léon. 308 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,680 Don't be sad, sweetie. 309 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,680 I told her: "You're cute and hot. 310 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,600 "I get shivers almost everywhere. 311 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,800 "It does things to me I really can't say. 312 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,840 "Your eyes are beautiful. Your skin must be something." 313 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,040 Then she told me: "Think about love." That's clever. 314 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,280 "It's soft. 315 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,800 "Learn the Argentine way. 316 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,920 "It's sexier." 317 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,840 You see, it works with you. Lili? 318 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,800 Your tango does nothing to me. 319 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,760 You're lying. 320 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360 No. 321 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,880 You have an appointment in five 322 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,360 with your teacher. 323 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,520 I know, but I don't know anymore. 324 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,120 Should I come with you? Aren't I your manager? 325 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,080 DANCE CLASS 326 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,320 That's it for today. Thank you. 327 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,840 Try to be as good as me, heartbreaker. 328 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,200 I don't have a partner. 329 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,320 I tried to hit on her and she slapped me. 330 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,440 That's not a problem. 331 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,080 I don't want to dance musette style, I want Argentine style. 332 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,840 There's no more Argentine style. 333 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,400 -No more Argentine style? -No. 334 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,920 Tango has evolved with new techniques. 335 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,360 It's beautiful. 336 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,600 But above all, you must dance with heart. 337 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,360 -With what? -With heart. 338 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,480 And sometimes, it comes all at once. 339 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,440 Léon, close your eyes. 340 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,880 Go ahead. 341 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,600 Lili? 342 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,120 Yeah? 343 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,840 Go get Fumée. 344 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,680 Fumée, please. 345 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,239 He didn't say what he wanted. He wanted to see you. 346 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,560 Haven't you missed me lately? 347 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,640 Are you OK? 348 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,040 Don't move. 349 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,840 What do you think, Mr. Georges? 350 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,440 You'll go far. 351 00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,280 Photo. 352 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,440 Life is beautiful. Dance. 353 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,480 On the house. 354 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,239 Can you bring me some shampoo? 355 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,120 Want me to bring the mayor too? 356 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,880 Léon, come here. 357 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,200 What? 358 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,680 I don't have my glasses. Tell me how much I weigh. 359 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,160 I can't read. 360 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,280 How much, Léon? 361 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,760 You like bad news? 362 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,840 Léon, how much? 363 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,280 Damn, if I may say so. 364 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,360 Léon. 365 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:47,640 I can't read. 366 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,920 Watch it, Léon, you can't measure up. 367 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,560 To you? 368 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,440 Léon. 369 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,640 Look. 370 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,120 55. 371 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,840 55 what? 372 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,000 You know what happens at 55? 373 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,719 No, I don't know what happens at 55. 374 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,400 Liar. 375 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,560 "At 55, we make love." 376 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,400 Here? You must be joking. 377 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,360 I can't, Mrs. Lamour. 378 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,560 -Why? -I just did it. 379 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,480 So, you cheated on me? 380 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,600 Yes, twice, with a girl like that. 381 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,800 Léon, I thought you were pure and innocent, 382 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,040 like a newborn child. 383 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,520 The flesh is weak. 384 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,440 Léon, I had such hope. 385 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,040 I understand you so well. 386 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,560 A bath. 387 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:33,760 Is your bathtub broken? 388 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,040 Exactly. 389 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,520 Let's get married? 390 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,719 When you change jobs. 391 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,480 -What, you kidding? -No. 392 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,360 -Will you come live with me? -No. 393 00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:48,800 Then goodbye. 394 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,920 Narcisse. 395 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,640 Don't you want your tea? 396 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,800 Yes, I do. 397 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,640 Léon, come see. 398 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,040 I, Robert Pottier, aka Ramon the Slick, greet you. 399 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,040 Hello. 400 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,880 -How's the tango? -Fine. 401 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,400 -How are the girls? -Fine. 402 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,600 -So all is good? -Yes. 403 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,160 Tango, girls, health, all good? 404 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,239 Yes. 405 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,400 Tango, girls, health, family, all good? 406 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,360 I don't have any family. 407 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,280 Sorry. 408 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:10,480 Your oversway is terrible. An oversway should be smooth. 409 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,760 Like this. You're falling flat. Bye. 410 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,000 I'd remove a centimeter there, 411 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,600 because I don't feel very good. 412 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,440 A centimeter. 413 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,520 It seems a bit tight. 414 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,080 Maybe the shoulder pads? 415 00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,320 That's normal. 416 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,600 Can't we remove them? 417 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,400 No, it's fine. 418 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,880 Maybe reinforce it a bit here? 419 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,360 We'll see. 420 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,200 That's a bit wide, no? What do you think? 421 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,280 A centimeter, maybe? 422 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,120 So maybe take a centimeter there? 423 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,320 No, with the belt, it'll be fine. 424 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,719 -Well, I don't know, it's... -Widen it a bit, yes. 425 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,360 Well then. 426 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,280 -So everything's fine? -You're OK, sweetheart. 427 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,760 Tonight, for your first competition, 428 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:22,320 don't think about winning or dancing. 429 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,560 Forget everything, if you can, 430 00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,000 when you dance. 431 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,080 Just be happy to dance and you will win. 432 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,120 Good luck, my children. 433 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,719 The winners 434 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,760 of the 20th district tango championships, 435 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,440 Léon and Fumée. 436 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,600 They deserve our applause. 437 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:21,600 We wish them both a brilliant career. 438 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,400 Let's get married tomorrow? 439 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,120 Change jobs first. 440 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,320 What's wrong with my job? 441 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,400 What do you put on your passport? 442 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,480 I don't have 443 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,360 one, but if I did, I'd put bath house attendant. 444 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,520 Is that a job? No, it's not. 445 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,640 What's your job called? 446 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,400 You want me to tell everyone? 447 00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:55,640 It has many names. 448 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,920 Can't you turn it down a bit? 449 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,360 Anyway, it's not the job that matters. 450 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,200 It's love. 451 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,800 Love is what's important. 452 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,160 Then change jobs. Bye. 453 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,360 Here. 454 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,719 Lady of the night. Is that a fun job? 455 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,000 More fun than bath, shower, sauna boy and more profitable. 456 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,360 Shouldn't we celebrate 457 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,520 with champagne and all that? 458 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,960 I have my Saturday date. Bye. 459 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,520 Tango's nice, but it doesn't pay the bills. 460 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,120 HOTEL 461 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,880 You signed up for the Île-de-France championship? 462 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,520 -Yes. -Me too. 463 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,320 Listen. 464 00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,080 I'm practicing. 465 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,120 May the best man win. 466 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,719 Hi, Léon. 467 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,480 Morning pastis, sorrow. 468 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,719 Evening pastis, hope. 469 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,360 -Hi. -Hi. 470 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:03,719 Hi. 471 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,280 Fumée is with a Chinese client. 472 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,239 -A Chinese client? -Yes. 473 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,200 She asked me to replace her. 474 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,960 To replace her... 475 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,160 -For everything? -No, honey. 476 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,960 Just for your rehearsal. 477 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,400 I know tango too. 478 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,560 You're cute and hot. 479 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,000 I'm getting chills almost everywhere. 480 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,520 Happy birthday, Léon. 481 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,640 Should we undress? 482 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,120 Me? No. 483 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,040 Then me neither. 484 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,680 Should we flip a coin? 485 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,440 Yes. 486 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,640 I'll take heads. 487 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:07,960 That leaves me tails. 488 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,040 Tails. 489 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:35,960 Well done. 490 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,520 I heard it brings luck. We'll see. 491 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,160 You find that funny? 492 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,840 Good evening, darling. 493 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:09,920 Good evening. 494 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,440 I'll leave him to you. 495 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,040 Listen, Léon, I've been thinking about what Georges said. 496 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,400 We haven't been dancing very well lately. 497 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,880 If this keeps up, tomorrow's a flop. 498 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,200 I'm 33 today. It's my birthday. 499 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,719 It's your birthday today and our party tomorrow. 500 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,000 Well done, Léon. 501 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,600 Robert Pottier. 502 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,880 That's me. 503 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,840 You should change your hair cream. 504 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,239 Let me tell you. 505 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,040 A guy like you is like death, 506 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,520 it shouldn't exist. 507 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,200 My dear friends, 508 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,880 now, let's tango. 509 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,400 All contestants participating in this grand finale 510 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,120 of the Île-de-France tango championships, 511 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,560 please kindly come to the dance floor. 512 00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,640 Our dear contestants for this Île-de-France championship. 513 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,120 Here are the results. 514 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,680 The winners of this great competition, 515 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,920 who will represent Île-de-France 516 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,080 at the national tango championships 517 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,400 are Léon and Fumée. 518 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:15,160 Léon and Fumée came first, and Ramon and Rosita second. 519 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,920 Are you in mourning, Mrs. Lamour? 520 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,680 You're dead to me, Léon. 521 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,040 I'm dead to you? 522 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,440 I see a corpse in your eyes. 523 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,200 A corpse? 524 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,680 Of our love. 525 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,480 You're not cheerful this morning. 526 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,000 No, Léon. 527 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,880 Morning, Mrs. Lamour. 528 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,240 Good morning, Valentine. A sauna. 529 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,720 Hello, Mrs. Valentine. 530 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,560 How was the Caribbean? 531 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,160 You're late, Léon. 532 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,360 Was your trip nice, the sea, 533 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,720 -the boats? -Mind your business. 534 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:11,760 Get to work. 535 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,120 Come on, get to work! 536 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,240 Don't you want your sauna? 537 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,200 No, not me. 538 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,320 But who then? 539 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,040 My daughter, who is now fatherless and is coming. 540 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,040 Your daughter? Fatherless? 541 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:52,480 She only has me. 542 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,520 And you, Léon. 543 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,640 Me? 544 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,720 She's a virgin. 545 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:04,000 Don't start again, Mrs. Lamour. 546 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,360 Will you reject my daughter too? 547 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,160 Boldine, this is Léon. 548 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,280 Do you dance tango? 549 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,600 No, why? 550 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:21,240 See? 551 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,720 She can learn. 552 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,080 -Me too, actually. -Definitely not. 553 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,440 So... 554 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:33,840 Hi, Léon. 555 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,720 I know you, but I don't recognize you. 556 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,160 Got two minutes for me? 557 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,120 I've got all the time in the world. 558 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,200 Right now? 559 01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:47,760 In two minutes. 560 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,600 Hey, you look pretty busy. 561 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,480 That's right. 562 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,920 It's crazy, I can't see you alone anymore. Damn. 563 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,080 Mrs. Lamour, this is Fumée. 564 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,440 Fumée, this is Boldine. 565 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,600 I'm doing this for you. 566 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:27,880 Mrs. Lamour, your daughter is exceptional. 567 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,160 Thank you, Léon. 568 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,200 But it's you I love. 569 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,680 Think you can get me like that? 570 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,520 I don't know, I'm trying. Will you sleep with me tonight? 571 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,960 Sleep with a guy who cheats on me? You're dreaming. 572 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,160 Am I dreaming? 573 01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,680 Are you free tonight? 574 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:01,320 Not tonight, I have choir. 575 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,120 -But tomorrow night. -Yes, Mom. 576 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,160 See, they're simple at least. 577 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,480 Goodbye, Léon. 578 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,640 You lost your pants. 579 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,680 I went to play bowling 580 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,520 and the damn ball got stuck. 581 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,520 My keys are in my right pocket 582 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,160 and my right hand can't reach my pocket. 583 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,800 So I thought if I pulled down my pants, 584 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,400 my left hand could reach my right pocket. 585 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,720 But I didn't have time because you arrived. 586 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,480 What do you do for a living? 587 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,760 I'm learning French. 588 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,240 I saw you dancing tango on TV. 589 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,800 Dancing tango like you do is really fun. 590 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,880 Should I take the key? 591 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,120 Yes. 592 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,960 Should I pull up your pants? 593 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,040 OK. 594 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,040 One, two, three, four, 595 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,440 five, six. 596 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,080 One, two, three. 597 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,360 There, it's easy. 598 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,520 It's easy if you're gifted. 599 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,000 Don't worry, she's a hooker. 600 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:50,040 Really? 601 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:51,800 We'll meet again. 602 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,160 You always show up at the right time. 603 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,440 You don't call your wife a hooker. 604 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,240 Even if it's true. 605 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,720 You're not my wife. 606 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,720 I heard you got a subscription with Pierrette? 607 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,000 No I didn't, 608 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,640 I got two discounted tickets. 609 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,120 What's that you got there? 610 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,680 -My ball. -You never let go of it? 611 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:19,840 Fumée. 612 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,280 -I feel like... -What? 613 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,800 -Like... -Dancing? 614 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,240 That's it, dancing. 615 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,760 See you later at Georges and Rosy's. 616 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,320 Damn! 617 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,440 Damn, the ice. 618 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:40,280 With this, Mrs. Rosy, 619 01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:42,200 my little final spin is ruined. 620 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,479 No, my little Léon, that ball doesn't exist. 621 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,640 You're just dreaming. 622 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,920 Capricorn or Taurus? 623 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,680 Water sign or fire sign? 624 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:22,080 Well? I'm waiting. Shall we? 625 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,400 With this? 626 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,439 So what? 627 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,040 Is someone laughing at my ball? 628 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,840 Because I'd like to congratulate them. 629 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,600 Because it's really funny. 630 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,120 Are you crazy? 631 01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:31,720 DANCE CLASS 632 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,640 Excuse me, Mr. Georges. 633 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,160 Sorry, I was seeing someone. 634 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,880 Put more heart into your tango. 635 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:08,600 The French championship is tomorrow, not in six months. 636 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:12,680 What about you? 637 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:16,240 Wouldn't it occur to you? 638 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,439 What, honey? 639 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,760 I don't know, change jobs? 640 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,880 What? 641 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,800 Fine, forget I said anything. 642 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:25,560 How will I make a living? 643 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:35,960 Let's say I'll be your only client. 644 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,280 Some deal that is. 645 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,080 Fumée. 646 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,120 Fumée. 647 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,880 I can feel myself getting angry. 648 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:54,000 Live on love and fresh air? 649 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:57,760 No. 650 01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,080 One, two. 651 01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,040 Go. 652 01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:03,320 Léon, 653 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,560 are you happy? 654 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:15,720 The curse is over. 655 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:19,880 Yes, it's over. 656 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:24,960 But I'm still scared. 657 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,439 Scared of what? 658 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,040 My face. 659 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,560 What about your face? 660 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:40,760 There's nothing here. 661 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,280 My profile. 662 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:47,439 Léon. 663 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,040 You have Louis XIV's profile. 664 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,400 -Louis XIV? -Yes. 665 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,080 The Louis XIV of tango. 666 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,120 -Really? -Yes. 667 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:58,960 -Yes? -Yes. 668 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,560 Anyway, I dance. 669 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,520 I dance tango. 670 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,680 Still... 671 01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,080 What? 672 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:11,560 I'm scared. 673 01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:16,360 At school, 674 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,200 I was always first 675 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,120 by the door. 676 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:27,120 In case of fire. 677 01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:29,560 You follow me? 678 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,400 In tango, right away. 679 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,320 What if I was alone again? 680 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,200 Heartbreak. 681 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:52,600 My master 682 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,360 always told me: 683 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,479 "Everything for dance." 684 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:04,280 You must dance. 685 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:09,880 You must dance. 686 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,240 And dream too. 687 01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,960 You must dream, always. 688 01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:20,439 And for me, to be on a dance floor 689 01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,080 and dance again. 690 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:27,320 And may it never end. 691 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,479 Well, well. 692 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:48,160 What's wrong with you? 693 01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:51,840 I don't believe in tango anymore. 694 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,240 What do you mean? 695 01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,120 I no longer believe in it. 696 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,520 What is it you don't believe in? 697 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:02,640 Love. 698 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:05,680 Fumée? 699 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:11,120 I don't believe in anything anymore. 700 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,320 Aren't you ashamed? 701 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,080 -Hi, Fumée. -Hi. 702 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:02,240 Hi, Léon. 703 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,439 Evening. 704 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,200 What are they doing here? We eliminated them. 705 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,680 They won in Corsica. 706 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,640 -How do you know? -I know. 707 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:46,200 Léon. 708 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:47,760 Yes. 709 01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:50,280 I have something very important to tell you. 710 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:52,160 Go ahead. 711 01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,520 After the championship, I'm leaving with Ramon. 712 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,000 I wanted to tell you now. 713 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:04,479 I don't care. 714 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:08,280 Love stories and other things are irrelevant. 715 01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,000 Irrelevant how? 716 01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:13,560 When it comes to dancing. 717 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,479 How did you meet Fumée? 718 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:27,960 As a client. 719 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,080 You know how it is. 720 01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,160 So, you're leaving with her? 721 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,160 Yes. 722 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:37,520 Venice, Singapore, Bangkok... 723 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,240 Have a good trip. 724 01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:42,520 Better to tell you, right? 725 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,760 Not necessarily. 726 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,040 We're friends, right? 727 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,200 Yes, we're friends. 728 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,640 Ladies and gentlemen, 729 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,280 the French tango championship. 730 01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:49,400 What is dance? I don't know. 731 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:53,040 Or rather, you must dance to know. 732 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:56,600 Who hasn't danced at some point? 733 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,920 Who hasn't danced at some point? 734 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,720 I danced for a long time, 735 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,520 for 60 years, I think. 736 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,720 I danced every day. It's beautiful. 737 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:55,040 I'm sure it's beautiful. 738 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:24,400 It's beautiful. I'm sure it's beautiful. 739 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,880 And when I talk about dance, 740 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,640 I think I'm also talking about love. 741 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,600 I'd like to tell you something, 742 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,240 but I don't know if I can. 743 01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:46,280 I can teach you the steps, the figures, 744 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:49,920 but steps and figures are nothing without love. 745 01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:52,160 And can I teach you love? 746 01:22:52,479 --> 01:22:53,400 I don't know. 747 01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:55,000 Farewell, my children. 748 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,479 Or perhaps, 749 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,680 if you still want to learn, 750 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:11,240 I'm here. 751 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:37,600 We're not getting married anymore? 752 01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:38,760 No. 753 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:51,080 That's OK, I'll marry someone else. 754 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,760 I don't like to share. 755 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,040 -You up for it? -Yes. 756 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,040 See. 757 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,080 But I have a boyfriend. 758 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:11,760 I'm not a good catch. 759 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,120 Bath house, shower, sauna attendant. 760 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,840 So far, I like it. 761 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,479 I like it too. 762 01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,200 Normal. 763 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:23,439 I like it, but I don't want to get married. 764 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:26,160 -What I want is... -I know. 765 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:28,520 There, he's yours. 766 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,320 Too late. 767 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:36,840 What? 768 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,040 It's over between us, Léon. Loser. 769 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:54,560 Anyway, that's not the point. I'm screwed now. 770 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,560 What does "screwed" mean? 771 01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:00,960 Screwed means shit. 772 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,120 Shit, now? 773 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,080 Come on, Léon. 774 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,120 Come on. 775 01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,760 Come on. 776 01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:16,439 León, 777 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:18,200 next year, you and I, 778 01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:21,760 we'll be world tango champions. 779 01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:08,000 What are you doing? 780 01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,439 Like this, oversway. 781 01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:12,400 Come on. 782 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,240 There, like that. 783 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,200 Come on, like this. 784 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:21,800 Come on, Léon. 785 01:27:34,439 --> 01:27:35,680 Léon! 786 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,439 Tango is dead. 787 01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,240 Léon! 788 01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:01,400 Léon! 789 01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:04,160 Léon! 790 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:36,960 She needs a shower. After the night we just had, right honey? 791 01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:48,800 Look, Léon. 792 01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:05,240 You get it, Léon? 793 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,280 Come on, sit next to your buddy. 794 01:30:09,479 --> 01:30:10,200 You're not my buddy. 795 01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:12,479 Come here, I'm telling you. I won't bite, damn it. 796 01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:23,439 Fumée is a romantic, you know that. 797 01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,360 Fumée is an idiot. 798 01:30:26,360 --> 01:30:28,040 Is that how you talk about women? 799 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:29,640 That's how it is. 800 01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,720 With me, romantics don't last more than 8 days. 801 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,720 That's the rule, I can't help it. 802 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,600 Why did you steal her from me? 803 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:38,160 Because I knew you'd win, you fool. 804 01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:39,400 I'll never be first. 805 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,960 Unless the winner is absent or tired. 806 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:44,520 I knew I was gonna lose, you know? 807 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,160 I didn't want to be alone in defeat. 808 01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:47,360 You know? 809 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:50,439 I'm a real piece of shit. 810 01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:52,160 You've got something there. 811 01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:54,600 -Where? -There, but you need to work on it. 812 01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:58,400 Tango is over. 813 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:02,200 Fumée pisses me off. You piss me off. 814 01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:04,000 I'm pissed off. 815 01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:08,160 "Tango is over. I'm pissed off." 816 01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:09,920 Are you crazy or what? 817 01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:11,800 You and Fumée could make loads of cash. 818 01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:15,400 I'll be your manager. Schemes are in my blood. 819 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:16,800 How do you think I won in Corsica? 820 01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:18,120 Now that's beautiful! 821 01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:21,600 Fumée agrees. No more love, 822 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,439 just money. 823 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:24,920 No more love? 824 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:26,720 No, Léon, just money. 825 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:30,000 I'll take you to England, to America. 826 01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:31,240 Do you speak English? 827 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:33,600 No, I don't. 828 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:34,920 Say: "Tango." 829 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:39,400 -Tango. -Tango. 830 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,439 Tango. 831 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:42,680 Tango. 832 01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:44,240 Tango. 833 01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:47,320 -Tango. -Tango. 834 01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:48,760 -I'm tango. -I'm tango. 835 01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:51,040 Don't act stupid. I'm tango. 836 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,200 -Tango. -That'll work. 837 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,640 We'll make a fortune! 838 01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:07,200 We won't make any money. I don't dance anymore. 839 01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:09,240 But why? Poor thing. 840 01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:12,040 -Don't you get it? -No. 841 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,600 When Valentine comes, 842 01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:16,400 tell her to find another lackey. 843 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:18,320 You're crazy, Léon. 844 01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:23,400 No, I don't dance anymore. 845 01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:24,280 PUBLIC BATHS 846 01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:27,120 Think again, Léon. Money, Léon. 847 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,360 I'm a real piece of shit. 848 01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:30,760 And Fumée loves you. 849 01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:35,520 A guy who dances like you will never be alone. 850 01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:41,360 Right? Think about it. 851 01:32:47,439 --> 01:32:48,920 What's that about? 852 01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:50,880 Sweet 853 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:54,280 means gentle in English. 854 01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:56,000 Gentle, in English? 855 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:01,720 It's free, but you have to seduce me, remember? 856 01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:05,360 You're cute and hot. 857 01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:09,560 I get shivers almost everywhere. 858 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:14,320 It does things to me I really can't say. 859 01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:16,560 Your eyes are beautiful. 860 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:19,600 And your skin must be something else. 861 01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:21,600 Pretty smooth, right? 862 01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:24,920 Sure, but that's not what makes me melt. 863 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,360 -What is it then? -I don't know. 864 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,320 What I like 865 01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:33,240 are guys with something special, uniquely theirs. 866 01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:36,439 I have nothing. 867 01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:41,520 But I do have this. 868 01:35:15,439 --> 01:35:18,560 Léon and Fumée, European Champions.